Cafe 101: The 5th Course

Imagine there’s a sports heaven;
It’s easy if you try.
Where sports’ greatest legends

Sports Heaven's most exclusive restaurant is the Cafe 101. As the name suggests there are only 101 tables, each reserved for the greatest to don that number.

Depart to when they die.

Imagine all the athletes, of past and present day.

Now imagine a Cafe;
It’s not that hard to do.
There’s only 101 tables;
It’s open to a select few.

Imagine all the athletes, hoping to get a seat.

You may say I’m a dreamer;
But I’m not the only one.
Deciding the greatest athletes by number;
Who get to enter the Cafe 101.


When I started on my quest to determine the greatest athlete to ever represent each jersey number from 00 to 99, I looked across the world of sports and knew some numbers would be challenging (every number 35 and under), some would be extremely difficult – 1, 7, 10, 12, 21, 32, 33, etc. but when I looked at the field of numbers there was 1 number I thought would be the most difficult of all, and it’s probably not one you would expect – #4.  I saw #4 and I immediately thought of Brett Favre, Lou Gehrig, and Bobby Orr.  It wasn’t the greatness that was going to make this difficult, well at least not just the greatness, it was that this is personal.  I’ve long been a fan of Lou Gehrig and he is one of my favorite baseball players (definitely my favorite Yankee) of all-time.  As a Vikings fan, I am a big Brett Favre fan and of course I live and work in Massachusetts so the influence of Orr is overwhelming.  Of course last week my Random Number Generator determined I would write about 4 this week and so I spent the last few days thinking long and hard on one question –

Favre Orr Gehrig?

Without further ado, this was my decision:



First Baseman, New York Yankees (1923-1939)
6x World Series Champion, 7x All-Star, 2x AL MVP, Yankees Team Captain (1935-1939),  Major League Baseball All-Century Team, Hall of Fame – 1939

In a great battle between Iron Men (Favre and Gehrig) and one of the greatest hockey players of all time (Orr), I had to take Lou Gehrig.  For the longest time I thought I would take Brett Favre, one of the greatest Quarterbacks of all time, but then I began to realize that Gehrig is probably the greatest first basemen of all time and not just that, I think he is one of the top 5 baseball players of all time.  About 10 months ago I wrote that, “If I could build an all-time team around one player – no doubt in my mind that that player would be the Iron Horse” and I don’t plan to detract from that now.  He started and played in 2,130 straight games (a record until Cal Ripken, Jr. broke it in 1995), he has 23 career grand slams, scored the winning run in 8 World Series games, has the most extra base hits of a first baseman, had a .765 slugging percentage in 1927, and was so good that the Hall of Fame waived the waiting period rule so they could vote him in a few months after he retired.   Had Gehrig not come down with ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Disease), he would have likely finished his career with around 3,700 hits and 650 homeruns.  In my mind, Lou Gehrig, not Babe Ruth, is the greatest Yankee of all-time.

More than that, he was a great all around person and his famed “Luckiest Man” speech, in my opinion, is the single most moving moment in the history of sport.

RUNNER-UP (TIE): BRETT FAVRE, Atlanta Falcons, Green Bay Packers, New York Jets, & Minnesota Vikings (1991 – 2010) & BOBBY ORR, Chicago Blackhawks & Boston Bruins (1966-1978)

ON THE WAITING LIST: Mel Ott, Paul Molitor, Adam Viniatieri, Jean Beliveau, Chauncey Billups, Duke Snider, & Teresa Edwards

TOO SOON TO TELL: Taylor Hall, Brandon Phillips, Vincent Lecavalier, Antawn Jamison, & Kevin Kolb



NASCAR Driver (1959 – 1992)
7x NASCAR Champion, NASCAR Rookie of the Year – 1959, 7x Daytona 500 winner, NASCAR Hall of Fame – 2010 (Inaugural Class)

There’s a reason that Richard Petty is known simply as “The King”.  He is without a doubt one of the greatest NASCAR drivers of all-time and his 7 NASCAR titles are a record (tied with Dale Earnhardt).  He is also the only driver to have won the Daytona 500 7 times.  His 127 poles and 700 top 10 finishes in 1,185 races are also unbelievable feats.   Even sports fans like myself that really do not follow NASCAR are aware of the accomplishments of Richard Petty and have heard of the Richard Petty School of Driving.  This was a pretty simple decision for me to give Table #43 to Petty.

RUNNER-UP: DENNIS ECKERSLEY, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Oakland A’s, & St. Louis Cardinals (1975-1998)

ON THE WAITING LIST:  Jack Sikma & Troy Polamalu

TOO SOON TO TELL: R.A Dickey, Darren Sproles, & Nazem Kadri



Linebacker/Defensive End, Kansas City Chiefs (1989 – 1999)
9x Pro-Bowl Selection, 3x 1st Team All-Pro, 3x 2nd Team All-Pro, 7x 1st Team All-AFC, 1x 2nd Team All-AFC, NFL 1990’s All-Decade Team, NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year – 1989, UPI AFL-AFC Rookie of the Year – 1989, Dick Butkus Award (1988), All-American (1988), NFL Hall of Fame – 2009

58 was one of the easiest decisions I had to make.  You could make an argument for Jack Lambert here but Derrick Thomas is one of the greatest pass-rushers of all time.  I’m amazed to this day how long it took him to get in the Hall of Fame because the guy was an absolute beast.  He hold Chiefs franchise records with 41 career forced fumbles, 8 forced fumbles in a season, 19 fumble recoveries, 126.5 career sacks, 20 sacks in a season, and 3 career safeties.  Additionally the guy holds the NFL record for most sacks in a game with 7.  That mark broke the previous record of 6 in a game, which had also been set by Thomas. John Elway always said he could’ve played a few more years in a warmer climate like Miami.  I think Elway could’ve played a few more years if he didn’t have to face Derrick Thomas twice a year.  As a collegiate player, he set an NCAA record with 27 sacks in a single season while at Alabama.  His 52 career sacks at Alabama were also an NCAA record at the time.  It’s unbelievable to think of what Thomas could’ve accomplished if his career and life had not been cut short due to paralysis.  No doubt in my mind that Table #58 belongs to Derrick Thomas.

RUNNER-UP: JACK LAMBERT, Linebacker, Pittsburgh Steelers (1974-1984)

ON THE WAITING LIST: Johnathan Papelbohn & Carl Banks

TOO SOON TO TELL: Von Miller, Rey Maualuga, Karlos Dansby, & Kris Letang



Defensive Tackle, Kansas City Chiefs (1963-1975)
Super Bowl IV Champion, 2x AFL Champion, 6x AFL All-Star, 2x Pro Bowl Selection, 6x All-AFL, 1x 2nd Team All-Pro, AFL All-Time Second Team, NFL Hall of Fame – 1990, College Football Hall of Fame – 1996

On back to back numbers we have famous Kansas City Chiefs defenders getting themselves a table at thea Cafe 101.  Buck Buchanan was an absolute monster from the time he played at Grambling under the legendary Eddie Robinson to the time he was the first draft pick in AFL history and had an amazing career with the Chiefs.  He was also the first black player to be drafted #1 overall in professional football history.  His defense and ability to penetrate the Minnesota Vikings’ vaunted offensive line helped the Chiefs hold the Vikings to only 67 yards giving the Chiefs their only Super Bowl win and one of the biggest Super Bowl upsets in history.  At 6’7″ 287 lbs, Buchanan was a force to be reckoned with.  Despite his size he was very quick and could run a 4.9 40 which allowed him to make tackles from sideline to sideline.  He started 166 straight games and is one of the greatest players in the proud history of the Kansas City Chiefs.

RUNNER-UP: HINES WARD, Wide Receiver, Pittsburgh Steelers (1998 – Present)

ON THE WAITING LIST: James Lofton & Todd Heap

TOO SOON TO TELL: David Nelson, Fred Davis, & Daniel Fells

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The Greatest Game Never Played – 3rd Inning

This is the third part of my nine-part “Greatest Game Never Played”, if you have not read any of the prior installments, it would behoove you to do so o to better understand the premise of this writing.  I would appreciate any feedback you can give on either note (love it, hate it, where you agree, where you disagree, etc.)   As always an asterisk next to a player’s name denotes them as a current Major League player.  Happy Reading!

"You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around the whole time."~ Jim Bouton, Ball Four (1970)

When I was young, I played catcher.  I wore the mask and I had the glove and I spent the entire game behind homeplate.   But let’s be honest – the catcher in T-ball doesn’t really do anything.  As a fan, I have always been amazed by the athletes who play catcher.  The stamina they have to crouch behind homeplate for nine innings day in and day out; the knowledge they have of every batter and their pitchers to know what pitches to call; and of course the chance they get to make a play at the plate.  As a T-ball catcher, I didn’t do any of those things.  I didn’t wear the knee savers because I just stood there.  I didn’t call pitches because the ball sat on a tee.  And I didn’t ever get to make a play at the plate – but there was that one time I came close.

I was about six or seven and we were playing a game against the Conception Junction T-Ball team.   I don’t remember the score for the life of me but I do recall that we were winning by 2 or 3 runs.  It was the bottom of the second to last inning (I believe we played 6) and the bases were loaded with no outs.   The batter came up and hit the ball all the way to the outfield grass (which was far by our standards).

The base runners started advancing and behind me I heard my Dad yelling, “Cover home Devan! Cover home!”.  Now I loved baseball but being a young kid I really did not understand a lot of the terminology that pertained to the sport.

My dad continued to yell for me to “cover home” and I was not going to disobey an order like that so I got down on all fours and physically covered the plate with my body – leaving the slew of baserunners waiting in line to score confused.   My dad had yelled for me to cover home, how was I supposed to know?

As I continue my bid for a perfect game, I will choose my starting catchers, reserve catchers, and first basemen for my American League and National League All-Star teams.


"No baseball pitcher would be worth a damn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball." ~ Casey Stengel, Hall of Fame Manager


Starting Catcher:  Lawrence “Yogi” Berra (1946-1965)

Nickname(s):  Yogi

Team(s):  New York Yankees (1946 – 1963)

Hall of Fame:  1972 (second ballot)

Honors:  18 x All-Star, 3 x AL MVP, New York Yankees #8 retired, Major League Baseball All-Century Team

Rings: 13 – 1947, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, 1962, 1969, 1977, 1978

Career Batting Avg:  .285

Career HR:  358

Career RBI:  1,430

Signature Moment:  In Game 3 of the 1947 World Series against the Brooklyn Dodgers, Berra hit the first pinch-hit home run in World Series history off Ralph Branca.

Fun Fact:  He picked up his nickname from a friend who thought he resembled a Hindu holy man (a Yogi) they had seen in a movie.

Widely regarded as one of the greatest catchers in history, Berra holds the World Series records for most games, at-bats, hits, doubles, singles, games caught, and putouts.  He won 10 championships as a player and famously caught Don Larsen’s perfect game in the 1956 World Series (the first no-hitter in postseason history).   What made Berra’s style of play unique was his incredible bat control.   He was able to swing low and away for the homer but also swing at higher pitches for line drives.  Five times, Yogi had more home runs in a season than strikeouts.  On defense, he led the league in double plays six times (an MLB record).  Off the field, Yogi Berra is best known for his Yogi-isms (“It ain’t over till it’s over”) and being the inspiration for the Hanna-Barbera character Yogi Bear.

Reserve Catcher: Mickey Cochrane (1925- 1937)

Nickname(s): “Black Mike”

Team(s):  Philadelphia A’s (Present-Day Oakland Athletics) (1925-1933) 

Hall of Fame: 1947 (Fifth ballot) 

Honors: 2 x All-Star, 2 x AL MVP

Rings: 3 – 1929, 1930, 1935 

Career Batting Avg:  .320

Career HR: 119 

Career RBI: 832 

Signature Moment:  On August 2, 1933, Cochrane hit the second cycle of his career. 

Fun Fact:  New York Yankees Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle was named after Mickey Cochrane. 

Mickey Cochrane is relatively unknown to most today but he is one of the greatest catchers to ever play the game. The reason that I had to choose Mickey Cochrane is because he was great at two things – getting on base (his .419 career on base percentage is among the greatest all-time and second among catchers only to Joe Mauer) and making plays at the plate.  In today’s game, the ability to make a play at the plate is almost a lost art but Cochrane had an uncanny ability not only to do this but also to pick off baserunners.  As a batter, he was a great line drive hitter and his .320 lifetime batting average is the highest among catchers with at least 5000 at-bats.  His hitting was great, his defense was exceptional, and his leadership was irreplaceable.  It was his leadership that took the Detroit Tigers (traded from the A’s in 1934) from being a fifth place team to winning the 1934 American League pennant and the 1935 World Series over the Chicago Cubs.  In 1947, Cochrane was the first catcher ever elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Others Considered:

1. Carlton Fisk, Chicago White Sox/Boston Red Sox (1969 – 1993) 

2. Joe Mauer*, Minnesota Twins (2004 – Present)

3. Bill Dickey, New York Yankees (1928 – 1946)

4. Ivan “Pudge” Rodriguez*, Texas Rangers (1991 – Present)


Starting Catcher: Josh Gibson (1930 – 1946)

Nickname(s):  “Black Babe Ruth” 

Team(s):  Homestead Grays/Pittsburgh Crawfords (1930 – 1936, 1937 – 1939, 1942 – 1946) 

Hall of Fame:  1972 

Honors: 10 x Negro League All-Star, 9 x Negro League Home Run Champion, 4 Negro League Batting Titles

Rings:  2 (Negro League World Series) – 1943, 1944 

Career Batting Avg: .359 to .384 (depending on the source)

Career HR:  Approximately 800 (according to the Baseball Hall of Fame) 

Career Slugging %:  .648 

Signature Moment:  According to Jack Marshall, in 1934 Gibson hit one over the third deck of the left field of Yankee Stadium for the only fair ball ever hit out of Yankee Stadium. 

Fun Fact:  Gibson played professionally in the U.S., Mexico, Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico.

Unfortunately many people today know nothing of the greatest homerun hitter of all time.  Though a ridiculous “gentlemen’s agreement” kept him out of the majors due to the color of his skin, Gibson could flat out hit and was great defensively behind the plate.  Kansas City Monarchs manager Buck O’Neil often talked about how there was no sound sweeter than the crack of a bat and that he only heard that sound from three batters in all his years around baseball:  Babe Ruth, Bo Jackson, and Josh Gibson.  The legend of Josh Gibson grew so much that people used to tell stories like this one.

“In the last of the ninth at Pittsburgh, down a run, with a runner on base and two outs, Gibson hits one high and deep, so far into the twilight sky that it disappears from sight, apparently winning the game. The next day, the same two teams are playing again, now in Washington. Just as the teams have positioned themselves on the field, a ball comes falling out of the sky and a Washington outfielder grabs it. The umpire yells to Gibson, “You’re out! In Pittsburgh, yesterday!”

Unfortunately for baseball, Gibson died at age 35 in 1947 just four months before Jackie Robinson broke baseball’s color barrier.  Gibson would without a doubt be my National League catcher because I don’t think there is any hitter I would rather watch in all of history than Gibson.

"You don't compare anybody to Johnny Bench. You don't want to embarass anybody." ~ Sparky Anderson

Reserve Catcher:  Johnny Bench (1967 – 1983) 

Nickname(s):  “Hands”, “Little General”

Team(s): Cincinnati Reds (1967 – 1983)

Hall of Fame: 1989 (1st ballot) 

Honors: 14 x All-Star, 10 x Gold Glove Winner, 2 x NL MVP, 1968 Rookie of the Year, 1976 World Series MVP, #5 retired by the Cincinnati Reds 

Rings:  2 – 1975, 1976

Career Batting Avg: .267 

Career HR:  389 

Career RBIs: 1,376 

Signature Moment:  In 1983, Bench retired as the leader in home runs among all catchers.  He has since been passed by Mike Piazza and Carlton Fisk.

Fun Fact:  In 1967, Bench’s rookie year, Ted Williams signed a ball for Bench inscribing on it that Bench would be a “Hall of Famer for sure!”

Considered by ESPN to be the greatest catcher of all time, Johnny Bench only played the position because his father thought it would be the quickest route to the Majors.  He ended his career with a remarkable .991 fielding percentage.  He was a great hitter with 2048 career hits and 389 home runs and was a key component of the “Big Red Machine”.  Even more remarkable was his ability to play defense.  He is still remembered for his ability to field the ball and his strong arm that allowed him to lead the league put-outs and runners caught stealing.  Johnny Bench may very well be the greatest all-around catcher to ever play the game.

Others Considered:

1.  Mike Piazza, Los Angeles Dodgers/New York Mets (1992 – 2007)

2.  Gabby Hartnett, Chicago Cubs (1922 – 1941)

3. Gary Carter, Montreal Expos (1974 – 1992)

4. Roy Campanella, Brooklyn Dodgers (1948 – 1957)


Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: Who's playing first? Abbott: That's right. ~ Abbot & Costello, Who's on First?

I grew up thinking that first basemen were the best players on every team.  I remember that Wally Joyner was my favorite Royal and he played first.  And I remember that in Little Big League, Lou Collins, the Twins’ best player, was also at first.  I remember the home run race back in 1998 and everyone in Missouri was pulling for Mark McGwire – a first baseman.

In today’s MLB, we live in a golden age of first basemen with players like Albert Pujols, Mark Teixeira, Prince Fielder, Justin Morneau, Joey Votto, and Adrian Gonzalez all residing 90 feet from the plate.  This has not always been the case.  There have been many great first baseman but never so many at one time which actually made first base one of the easiest positions to choose for this game.


1B:  Lou Gehrig (1923 – 1939)

Nickname(s):  “The Iron Horse”

Team(s):  New York Yankees (1923 – 1939)

Hall of Fame:  1939 (Unanimous) 

Honors:  7 x All-Star, 2 x AL MVP, Yankees Team Captain (1935 – 1939), Yankees #4 retired, MLB All-Century Team 

Rings:  6 – 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938)

Career Batting Avg: .340

Career HR:  493

Career RBI:  1,995

Career Hits: 2,721

Signature Moment:  On June 3, 1932 in a game against the Philadelphia Athletics (Oakland A’s), Lou Gehrig hit 4 home runs in one game which is a Major League record.  His fifth hit of the day was a leaping catch made by Al Simmons at the center field wall – otherwise he would have had 5 and sat alone as the record holder. 

Fun Fact:  Lou Gehrig was the first athlete to ever appear on a Wheaties Box.

You remember how I mentioned in Part I that this was not particularly meant to be a position by position ranking?  Well throw that out the window here because Lou Gehrig was, without a doubt, the best first baseman to ever play the game.  This was as obvious of a choice for me as spinach for Popeye or lasagna for Garfield.  If I could build an all-time team around one player – no doubt in my mind that that player would be the Iron Horse.   This is a guy who showed up every day and played the game because he loved it.  He started and played in 2,130 straight games (a record until Cal Ripken, Jr. broke it in 1995), he has 23 career grand slams, scored the winning run in 8 World Series games, has the most extra base hits of a first baseman, had a .765 slugging percentage in 1927, and was so good that the Hall of Fame waived the waiting period rule so they could vote him in a few months after he retired.   Had Gehrig not come down with ALS (Lou Gehrig’s Disease), he would have likely finished his career with around 3,700 hits and 650 homeruns.

More than that, he was a great all around person and his famed “Luckiest Man” speech, in my opinion, is the single most moving moment in the history of sport.

Others Considered:

1.  Jimmie Foxx, Philadelphia A’s/Boston Red Sox (1925 – 1942, 1944 – 1945)

2.  Jim Thome*, Cleveland Indians (1991 – Present)

3.   Mark McGwire, Oakland A’s (1986 – 2001)

4.  Eddie Murray, Baltimore Orioles (1977 – 1997)

5.  Frank Thomas, Chicago White Sox (1990 – 2008) 



1B:  Albert Pujols* (2001 – Present)

Nickname(s):  “Prince Albert”, “El Hombre”, “The Machine”

Team(s):  St. Louis Cardinals (2001 – Present)

Hall of Fame:   

Honors:  9 x All-Star, 3 x NL MVP, 2 x Hank Aaron Award, 6 x Silver Slugger, 2 x Gold Glove Award, 2001 NL Rookie of the Year, 2004 NLCS MVP, 2008 Roberto Clemente Award, 2003 NL Batting Champion, 2 x NL Home Run Champion, 2010 NL RBI Champion 

Rings: 1 – 2006

Career Batting Avg:  .331

Career HR:  409

Career RBI: 1,234

Signature Moment: On August 15, 2010, Pujols hit his 30th home run of the season extending his MLB record of 10 straight 30 + home run seasons.

Fun Fact:  In his first ever college baseball game at Maple Woods Community College in Kansas City, Pujols turned an unassisted triple play and hit a grand slam.

Well Joe Mauer and Jim Thome both came close but it’s Albert Pujols who is my first current Major Leaguer to make the cut.  While this was a tough decision, the truth is that Albert Pujols is the best player in the game today and there is a reason why ESPN named him the best player of the last decade.  At his current pace, he should hit close to 800 home runs in his career.  He currently holds (or will soon hold) every significant record in the history of the St. Louis Cardinals franchise.  When you’re talking about a franchise that has boasted great names like Brock, Medwick, and Musial and that has the 2nd most World Series trophies of any franchise – that’s a significant distinction.

My main reason for picking Pujols though is because I have now seen him play on three occassions and it is nothing short of remarkable to watch.  I remember my first trip to Busch Stadium in July of 2008.  My friend Doug and I had gotten tickets to see the Cardinals play the Padres.  I was excited to watch Pujols play only to show up at the stadium and see that LaRussa was resting Albert.  The Padres started off the game strong and in the 7th inning were up 5 – 1.  The Red birds faithful were slowly leaving the stadium but then something happened – LaRussa decided to pinch hit Albert.  Slowly the seats began to fill up, there was a new energy at Busch, and the whole team had a new lease on the game.  The Cardinals ended up winning that game 9 – 5 on a walk-off grand slam.  As many numbers as I could use to describe The Machine, what makes him great are the intangibles.

Others Considered:

1. Buck Leonard, Homestead Grays (1934 – 1950)

2. Pete Rose, Cincinnati Reds (1963 – 1986)

3. Willie McCovey, San Francisco Giants (1959 – 1980)

4. Jeff Bagwell, Houston Astros (1991 – 2005)

Well there you have it, heading into the 4th inning I have selected my starting and reserve catcher for each team and at first base I have the greatest first baseman of all time for the American League and a guy who could one day be in that conversation for the National League.  Yes sir (or ma’am), this game is shaping up to be truly perfect.

I can see myself grabbing a seat on the first base line and sitting there an hour before the game with two Chicago Style hot dogs on my lap and a large frozen lemonade from the “lee-mo-nade, lee-mo-nade, LEEE-MO-NAAADE!” guy.  Gibson and Bench are playing catch near the dugout as Gehrig steps up to the plate for some B.P. and begins absolutely crushing balls.  Yup, so far this really is a perfect game.

In the 4th inning, I will select my 2nd base, 3rd base, shortstop, and utility players.

Questions? Comments? Snide Remarks? Let me hear ’em!!